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pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

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- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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lucidlecter:

i-dislike-tea:

kimpossibooty:

People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.

How did it even get there

Hagrid, probably

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Carry On Wayward Son
Jensen Ackles

celestial-sexhair:

Holy shit my friend just sent this to me it’s like chocolate for my ears. I knew Jensen was a good singer but dayum

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kimpissable:

clevverbot:

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER
FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT
SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD
AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED
I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

shhh the pickles are sleeping

kimpissable:

clevverbot:

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER

FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT

SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD

AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED

I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

shhh the pickles are sleeping

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pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

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kelliab17:

spaceformymindspace:

tiny012:

mirainomessenger:

adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

sgtscyther:

LET US MAKE HASTE, COUSIN. TOGETHER WE CAN WIN, COUSIN. COUSIN COUSIN COUSIN. DID I MENTION YOU’RE MY COUSIN?

COUSIN DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A WORD ANYMORE

"My cousin ("and other good friends" LIKE WHO) take care of my social life so I’m not lonely without a boyfriend" YEAH I’LL BET.

12 times

12 TIMES

12 FUCKING TIMES IT’S BEEN SAID DURING THE VIDEO

COUSINS!!COUSINS!!COUSINS!!COUSINS!!

COUSINS!!COUSINS!! COUSINS!!COUSINS!!

COUSINS!!COUSINS!! COUSINS!!COUSINS!!

THE SEA IS ROARING COUSIN

I remember when I saw the dub when I was young and could not quite comprehend what it was they were covering for(I had only the vaguest notion that same sex couples even existed) but I knew the cousin title just seemed so off. It’s like I know cousins can be close BUT COME ON.

Every time they even so much as glanced at one another I was side-eyeing the show so hard. “Cousins you say?”

Then they did the hand thing and my little mind was just like no fucking way. THEY ARE NOT COUSINS. SOMETHING MORE IS HAPPENING HERE. THEY ARE CLEARLY LOVERS. COME ON NOW. What is this cousin crap you spew at me!

Oh little me. It took us a while but even with a mind as ignorant as ours was we still saw through that shit.

Same here. My town is small, rural, and conservative, so I didn’t have a super good grasp on homosexuality when I was 8-9 years old. So when they were “cousins,” I didn’t really think much of it, but I always thought the hand holding was a bit odd. Now it’s like “how did I not know??” haha!

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Anonymous said: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)

remixedwriter:

tampon007:

yamashta:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Vitamin String Quartet

LISTENTOTHISNOW

reblogged in like two seconds.

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